Stoned Sunday: The Bieber Baby Abortion

Justin Bieber’s baby’s mom secretly attempts to abort her spawn, but is halted by the jaws of Hell. Born into an unexpected calamity, the unsavory child unveils his true form to test fate with his still developing powers of the Dark Force. Fortunately, Kurt Russell appears wielding a flame thrower and sacrifices himself to slay the sacrilegious scalawag for the sake of humanity.

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